Hey fever, If u see appetite anywhere can tell him to come back? He's been MIA for a few days. Oh and can you piss off? That would be great Posted: 8 hours ago
Watching Bill n Teds Excellent Adventure. Was 'excellent' a new word in 1988 or something? They were really stoked on it Posted: 1 day ago
I can't stop losing things! Phones, keys, chargers, pens, nothing is safe! Somebody slap me Posted: 5 days ago
just heard Sweet Caroline on the radio & realized it never actually goes "Bah! Bah! Bah!" or "So good! So good!" drunk people make it better Posted: 6 days ago
So many men in the world, so little time. You ladies need a road map to know who you're getting? Rebecca... http://fb.me/CfVboGTm Posted: 6 days ago